02.15.07
Effective Diet
A joke for a change:
? A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.
? “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat
? this procedure for 2 weeks.? The next time I see you, you’ll have
? lost at least 5 pounds.”
? When the woman returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20? pounds.
? “Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor said, “Did you follow my instructions?”
? The woman nodded.? “I’ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop
? dead that 3rd day.”
? “From hunger, you mean?”
? “No, from skipping.”
? Don’t Try this at Home…